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>"d'ya fancy a takeway luv?
>"ye on ya go then, fancy a munchy yummy snack yum box from Indian snackbox"
>"ye sands good. Just eat or uber eat?"
>"Uber eat, ye get the muchy box deal on that dinya?"
"fair enough luv, shame bout all them kids that got stabbed and that, like I'm not racist but I do think there's a bit too many of them muslims."
>*shocked and disgusted expression from the missus*