You guys are telling me you like this pig who just eats a ton all the time? You want to wife this hambeast who would take a bite of a huge deep dish pizza slice and turkey drumstick at the same time, not caring if the melty cheese or juices drips off into her cleavage and stains her shirt as she just continues to gorge? And then she washes it down with a whole gallon of milk and rum and then digs into some potato chips with a dip? You want to wife this creature, and possibly kiss her on the mouth after all that? And taste the repugnant coagulation of her feast before she goes back to gorging, possibly throwing a plate at you and rudely demanding more?

You really want this ugly creature?