>>937075878
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with this crap? You think anyone's gonna buy this load of horseshit? Some dude's gotta be desperate to come up with a story like this. So, let me get this straight - you're trying to pass yourself off as a chick, and the best you've got is a brother with a toilet fetish? That's not just lame, that's fucking pathetic.

What's next, you're gonna tell me you've got a cousin who's into some other weird crap, like used tissue collecting or something? Give me a break. This is like some bad porn script or a rejected storyline from a low-budget movie. And the part where you "indulge" him for money or stuff? Oh, wow, how original. You must've spent hours brainstorming that one.

Listen, buddy, if you're gonna try to spin a tale, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, unoriginal nonsense isn't gonna fool anyone. It's like you took every bad '90s movie cliche and mashed them all together into one big mess. Newsflash: it's not edgy or cool to talk about weird fetishes or pretending to be someone you're not. It's just sad.

And by the way, what's with the whole "not particularly sexy" disclaimer? You think that's gonna make your story more believable? Like, hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm just a regular, unsexy girl who happens to have a brother with a toilet fetish? Give me a break. You're not even a good liar.

I mean, come on, if you're gonna make shit up, at least have the decency to be creative about it. This is like a bad joke. You're wasting my time with this nonsense. Get a new story, or better yet, get a new hobby. This fiction thing isn't working out for you, buddy.