>believes in aliens and the paranormal unquestionably.
>has made millions off of this offbeat niche interest and did so by bringing it to the forefront of culture in the 80s with his friends
>mother worked for Avro, a Canadian aerospace company
>owns his own vodka company, whose distillation process involves pouring the vodka over Hirkmer diamonds before bottling them in crystal skull shaped bottles
>best friends with Bill Murray
>a Blues Brother

Why isn't he and that dude from the Ancient Aliens show with the batshit crazy running NASA?