>>95793290
DANGIT you predicted the joke.

(spoiler) An idea I had for one wife was that she always leaves a kiss on his faceplate, to the point where instead of Mutt he starts getting called 'Lipstick' (/spoiler)

Also, is 30 old enough for him? And I'm fighting the urge to give this man blonde identical twins because I've written too many twins/quints already. But either way he has two wives on the way.