>>33329635
>wearing a baseball hal
Is he secretly bald trying to catfish as someone with a full head of hair?
>giant autism glasses
are you really that blind that your glasses have to go halfway down your cheeks and that you have to wear them all the time?
>constipated smile
enough said
>giant dad beard
bro you're 26 not 46, trim it and style it better
>me all alone by myself with all 0 of my friends
that's the main problem here

>>33329641
same with this guy, even if his hair/facial hair is better, he's giving off that "they will never find your body here" vibe

also why is bro wearing a dress shirt in the woods, are you trying to be outdoorsy or a classy city boy