>profiles say Mario and Peach are good friends/close friends, which is a matter of fact
>"OMG GUYS THIS SHIP IS DEAD THEY ARE *****JUST**** FRIENDS NINTENDO WENT ****OUT OF THEIR WAY**** TO ****CONFIRM**** IT!!!!1!"
I am filled with so much murderous intent I swear to god I am going to fucking kill someone. You faggot are being retarded on purpose it's pissing me off a lot more than the implication of those two not being a couple.
>Daisy is Luigi's friend which means they have a meaningful relationship that can be used as precede-
>"OMG THIS SHIP IS DEAD TOO!!!!1!!1"
I AM GOING TO SHOVE THE DEFINITION OF READING COMPREHENSION DOWN YOUR FUCKING URETHRA!!