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What you would want in a faithful MotU adaptation is a fit caucasian girl, something like a very young Brigitte Nielsen.
But what options do we have today besides Wrestlemania and Gina Carano?
Talent scouts are a thing of the past apparently and why put effort into something if you have to follow a rulebook anyway.
You got the best possible Hollywood Teela which is an ethnically ambivalent brat like nuAstrid or that chick from Harry Potter. Best case scenario she's not a Zegler level retard. We could just as well ended up with Zendaya. So instead of downright diarrhea you get the most polished turd possible in current times.

As for the pants, it's obvious the Teela we got is no fitgirl, let alone warrior material and
suspension of disbelieve aside, if you're not exercising rigorously then cellulite is inevitable.
Pants are cheaper than cgi skincare.