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6/11/2025, 1:14:06 AM
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>Rome is falling apart (climate change and Attila being two major concerns) and Britain is left to fend for itself
>Goidels (proto-Irish) keep raiding the coasts, Picts (northern, more inbred cousins to the Celtic Britons) keep raiding inland
>Powys: the foremost of the Romanised Britons invites some Germans to fight the Picts and Goidels on his behalf. proves his Roman-ness by being almost immediately betrayed by said Germans
>Gwent: council of self-governing cities, safe havens for Romanised population, ruins themselves with infighting; they decide (or are probably forced) to elect as their king a local warlord
>Gwynedd: local Britons decide that they've had enough of these fucking micks and their goddamn boats and invite a wealthy Pictish warlord to be their king and enact TOTAL GOIDEL DEATH
>Dyfed: local Romanised Britons decide that if you can't beat 'em, marry 'em; son of a Goidel settler marries into the local power structure and invites more of his friends to the lovely beachfront property
>Rheged: Romano-Brits from da Norf, including remnant garrisons of Hadrian's Wall; also invited Germans to help out with the Picts and Goidels, went about as well as you'd expect
>Dumnonians: featuring King Arthur and his uncle: Ambrosius Aurelianus (just kidding, I think they were removed in 1.1?)
>Cornubians: sea merchants with a presence both in Cornwall and Brittany
>Strathclyde: local warlord beyond Hadrian's Wall considers his realm more civilised than his neighbors; gets written a stern letter from one St. Patrick over his naughty business with the Goidels
>Gododdin: another warlord beyond Hadrian's Wall who thinks he's less of a barbarian than his neighbors, probably right because said neighbors are Picts
>Fife: one of said groups who justify their neighbors' beliefs in civility, also one of the main contributing factors in why so many Germans were invited to the Isles
>Rome is falling apart (climate change and Attila being two major concerns) and Britain is left to fend for itself
>Goidels (proto-Irish) keep raiding the coasts, Picts (northern, more inbred cousins to the Celtic Britons) keep raiding inland
>Powys: the foremost of the Romanised Britons invites some Germans to fight the Picts and Goidels on his behalf. proves his Roman-ness by being almost immediately betrayed by said Germans
>Gwent: council of self-governing cities, safe havens for Romanised population, ruins themselves with infighting; they decide (or are probably forced) to elect as their king a local warlord
>Gwynedd: local Britons decide that they've had enough of these fucking micks and their goddamn boats and invite a wealthy Pictish warlord to be their king and enact TOTAL GOIDEL DEATH
>Dyfed: local Romanised Britons decide that if you can't beat 'em, marry 'em; son of a Goidel settler marries into the local power structure and invites more of his friends to the lovely beachfront property
>Rheged: Romano-Brits from da Norf, including remnant garrisons of Hadrian's Wall; also invited Germans to help out with the Picts and Goidels, went about as well as you'd expect
>Dumnonians: featuring King Arthur and his uncle: Ambrosius Aurelianus (just kidding, I think they were removed in 1.1?)
>Cornubians: sea merchants with a presence both in Cornwall and Brittany
>Strathclyde: local warlord beyond Hadrian's Wall considers his realm more civilised than his neighbors; gets written a stern letter from one St. Patrick over his naughty business with the Goidels
>Gododdin: another warlord beyond Hadrian's Wall who thinks he's less of a barbarian than his neighbors, probably right because said neighbors are Picts
>Fife: one of said groups who justify their neighbors' beliefs in civility, also one of the main contributing factors in why so many Germans were invited to the Isles
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