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8/3/2025, 2:19:56 AM
>be me, 12
>ride the cheese home from school on Friday
>parents don't come home for an hour and a half
>pick out a VHS porn from my dad's secret drawer
>jerk off onto a paper towel in front of the console tv then rewind the tape to the exact spot it was previously at
>parents come home
>dad complains about work to mom for a while
>dad takes me to Phar-Mor
>fucking wall of NES games, like 75+
>carefully choose 3 games, $1.50 for two nights
>head to Little Ceasers to get two pizzas for $7.98 + free Crazy Bread
>spend the weekend feverishly trying to beat all three games
>return games Sunday afternoon
>jerk off to Kelly Bundy that night
>watch Next Gen
>fall asleep
>ride the cheese home from school on Friday
>parents don't come home for an hour and a half
>pick out a VHS porn from my dad's secret drawer
>jerk off onto a paper towel in front of the console tv then rewind the tape to the exact spot it was previously at
>parents come home
>dad complains about work to mom for a while
>dad takes me to Phar-Mor
>fucking wall of NES games, like 75+
>carefully choose 3 games, $1.50 for two nights
>head to Little Ceasers to get two pizzas for $7.98 + free Crazy Bread
>spend the weekend feverishly trying to beat all three games
>return games Sunday afternoon
>jerk off to Kelly Bundy that night
>watch Next Gen
>fall asleep
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