ill start with some documentary clichés:
>picrel, clapperboard left in film
>woman gets kidnapped, men state "I know for dam sure it would have been hard to kidnap her she is le fiesty"
>before the interviewee sits in chair, they leave in "do I sit just here and look at le camera?!?!?!???"
also fuck the wilhelm scream if I hear another one im burning hollywood to the ground.