>>938193631

>Dear Playa X-1,

What's good, my nigga? Just got done layin' the pipe to this fine-ass young thing in Weimar Germany, '25. You ain't never seen nothin' like it! This lil' honey named Grete was the shit, man. Tight, wet, and ready to ride all night long.let me tell you, she had skills, dawg! Like she been around the block or somethin'. The way she moved, the noises she made, it was like she was made for this shit.

But let me break it down for you, she ain't just any ol' girl, she's the grandma of that action movie star with the cheekbones that could cut glass. You know the one I'm talkin' 'bout, that white boy who does all the flips and shit. So now I'm thinkin', did I just fuck up the space-time continuum with my monster dick? Did I give this chick the clap or somethin' that'll stop her from poppin' out that fine-ass son who makes that star?

I'm sweatin' bullets over here, man. Like, what if I made that boy's momma sterile with the herp? Then he never exists, no more movies, no more banging on the big screen, and that's a tragedy for us all. And for the history books, too.

But let me tell you 'bout the kinky shit she was into. This girl liked it rough, know what I'm sayin'? Had me flipping her this way and that. And she kept callin' me her "dunkler Fremder" - (that's "dark stranger" for you non-kraut speakin' motherfuckers!) And she had this thing for biting. Like, she'd bite my neck, my ears, even my shoulders. Shit had me howlin' yo!

But now, I'm stuck in this shithole of a timeline, wondering if I'm gonna be the reason why the world's missin' out on all those explosions and car chases. Fuck!

Hit me back, let me know if you've had any similar time-bending fuck-ups.

One-Eyed Willie