Whenever women "brag" to the public like this, the opposite is actually true, and they're trying to convince themselves that they're good\virtuous\etc. They're so narcissistic that convincing other people is secondary.
So if you wanna know the truth, just reverse the things they say:
>Lost 5 pounds
Obese woman.
>Hot lib man coming to visit
You gotta be really pathetic to lie about getting laid when you're a woman. That's shit that teenager guys do, too.
Not to mention how lib and hot are contradictory.
>fav aunt
Unattractive woman probably coping with not having kids of her own.
>skin is clear
Not with that much makeup. Plus the fact that she even brings this up means it's something that she worries about.
>MAGA mad I love myself
>Life is good
People who are happy generally don't have to tell everyone how happy they are. You know it's a lie when she has to say it twice.
Speaking of twice, she also brought up politics twice, so I doubt someone who can't stfu about politics is happy.