>>510794563
Sneak into their kitchen and cum into their soups and sauces. Continue doing this until they gain a following for the incredible taste of their soups and sauces. Then, once they are known for it, reveal that it is your cum that is making it taste good and demand that their cutest waitress jack you off into thd soups and sauces daily.

>>507392008
Nah, I would have a loving wife and live in bumfuck nowhere Montana with 100+ acres.