>Greetings from The Gobmungus! The Lord Gobmungus! The Gobbo of the Steamland! The Gobbotollah of Gob and Golla'!
I am gravely disappointed. Again, (You) have made me unleash my gobs of war. Look at what remains of your gobbo scouts. Why? Because you're selfish! (You) hoard your goboline.
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Now, my prisoners say (You) plan to take your goboline out of the Steamland. (You) sent them out this morning to find a moderator. A rig big enough to haul that fat tank of gobs. What a puny plan! Look around (You). This is the Janny of Death.
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Quiet! Quiet! No more gobs! No more gobs! We're here for a purpose. We come with an offer.
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Be still my gob of war! l understand your pain. We've all lost some gob we love. But we do gobs my way!
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We do gobs my way! Steam is our ally. The goboline will be ours. Then, (You) shall have your revenge. Take him away!
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There has been too much violence, too much pain. No gob is without sin.
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But I have a Patreon compromise. JUST sub away. Give me your post, the thread, the general, and the whole board, and I'll spare your waifs. JUST sub away. I will give (You) safe passage in the 4chan. JUST sub away, and there will be an end to the payment processing.

>Kjell Nilsson as The Humongous, The Lord Humongous, The Warrior of The Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock'an'Rolla, "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior"