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8/5/2025, 5:43:48 AM
>anonymous detective
>chasing this Nobody bro, straight-up chaos goblin who don’t need no help but wrecks the aura check anyway
>no files, no lore, just a walking W plot twist
>stumble into undercity warehouse, neon lights glitchin’ like a busted TikTok filter
>masked weirdos chantin’, full Sword Art Online cringe LARP energy, no cap
>some kid eats dirt, starts glowin’, pulls a Solo Leveling OP glow-up outta nowhere, big sigma energy
>Nobody just vibin’, lookin’ like he already 1v1’d the endgame boss and won
>shadow enforcers pop off, brainwashed goons, attackin’ like a N'Sync boyband
>Nobody dodgin’ like a Judo main on 5 Red Bulls, then drops ‘em with an invisible power SKIBIDI burp
>whip out gun, hands shakin’ like a noob, “WHO YOU AT, YOU GLORIFIED NPC”
>he turns, rain drip, smirks, “A nobody with ALL the rizz, duh”
>casually flexes that elites tried to brainrot him, but he went full monk mode and trashed their script
>they’re still malding, prob cryin’ into their secret society capes, LMAO
>sirens go brrr, he vanishes into the rain like a ninja with a bus pass, peak teleportation
>realize he’s out there grindin’ levels while I’m soaked, holdin’ a gun like a lost cosplayer on a budget
>case closed? nah, just got cooked by a dude with zero LinkedIn
>chasing this Nobody bro, straight-up chaos goblin who don’t need no help but wrecks the aura check anyway
>no files, no lore, just a walking W plot twist
>stumble into undercity warehouse, neon lights glitchin’ like a busted TikTok filter
>masked weirdos chantin’, full Sword Art Online cringe LARP energy, no cap
>some kid eats dirt, starts glowin’, pulls a Solo Leveling OP glow-up outta nowhere, big sigma energy
>Nobody just vibin’, lookin’ like he already 1v1’d the endgame boss and won
>shadow enforcers pop off, brainwashed goons, attackin’ like a N'Sync boyband
>Nobody dodgin’ like a Judo main on 5 Red Bulls, then drops ‘em with an invisible power SKIBIDI burp
>whip out gun, hands shakin’ like a noob, “WHO YOU AT, YOU GLORIFIED NPC”
>he turns, rain drip, smirks, “A nobody with ALL the rizz, duh”
>casually flexes that elites tried to brainrot him, but he went full monk mode and trashed their script
>they’re still malding, prob cryin’ into their secret society capes, LMAO
>sirens go brrr, he vanishes into the rain like a ninja with a bus pass, peak teleportation
>realize he’s out there grindin’ levels while I’m soaked, holdin’ a gun like a lost cosplayer on a budget
>case closed? nah, just got cooked by a dude with zero LinkedIn
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