>be me
>waiting in line at post office to drop off package
>entire place is filled with white women hags
>feel like I should practice talking to women
>compliment the lady standing in front of me on her handbag
>entire post office turns to stare at me in disbelief
>handbag woman mutters a terse "thank you" before becoming visibly repulsed and uncomfortable
>wait awkwardly until my turn at counter

Guess I forgot my place as a subhuman manlet browncel. My bad. I'll never talk to or make eye contact with a woman ever again.