ETH barely moving you idiots

I don't know what kind of tone that I'm aiming for, and going through what I've written and what I plan to write going forward makes it obvious that it's all over the place.

>Reisa
>Koyuki
>Kasumi
>Meru
>Tsurugi
>Ui
>Cherino
>Moe
>Shizuko
>Saya
>Niya
>Michiru
>Fubuki