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7/24/2025, 1:16:12 AM
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>superintendent puts out a student memo
>"We have received reports that growing numbers of female students appear to be sporting red, sore patches surrounding their navels. This has been linked to a contagious seasonal magic-induced skin condition that is ultimately harmless and temporary, and is of no relation to the drastic increase in motivation and performance among male students.
>"For cases in which there appears to be a semi-opaque, viscous liquid pouring out of their navels as well, we have also received reports of female students with messy eating habits. Please stop asking"
>superintendent puts out a student memo
>"We have received reports that growing numbers of female students appear to be sporting red, sore patches surrounding their navels. This has been linked to a contagious seasonal magic-induced skin condition that is ultimately harmless and temporary, and is of no relation to the drastic increase in motivation and performance among male students.
>"For cases in which there appears to be a semi-opaque, viscous liquid pouring out of their navels as well, we have also received reports of female students with messy eating habits. Please stop asking"
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