Goku? Bejita? I don't think twice
It's like comparing white and brown rice
One's nutritious and good for thee
The other has a score of 0-3

One's a prince - that's royalty
The other diagnosed with psychopathy
That's genetics, that is just life
Bejita sama, please kiss my wife!

What do you do when no one will change you?
Rolling on the floor in your diaper of poo?
Upstairs the Prince is fucking Chi-Chi
"Maybe he'll come downstairs
to
change
me?"
The thought makes you shart with glee

Oompa loompa Grand Zeno wrote
You'll never do anything more of note
Oompa loompa doobity da
At least you are sure to be in Daipa