How the hell do people freeze in life or death situations? I'd figure those kinds of instincts would have been gone trough evolution a while ago.

I find it unfortunate that I cannot defend myself when dealing with a woman. If I do any action that can be perceived as violent, some white knights are going to jump me as to "defend the lady". On top of this, I do not doubt that these monkeys will then find it morally justifiable to curb stomp my head in after they jump me as a group.