Some people say my R. cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and I'll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
Tyrone, DeShawn, bulbasaurs all tear my seal

Oh yeah!

R. me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to R. this butt of mine
Coom unto me till the end of time

Your R. for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal

Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me, inside my asshole
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is Kevin, and I was butt raped

Oh yeah!

R. me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to R. this butt of mine
Coom unto me till the end of time

Your R. for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal
I'm going to squeal

Oh yeah!

Now I have you with me, inside my asshole
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you'll see who I am
My name is Kevin, and I was butt raped