Thou wot they say that all men are created like, yet thou look upon me and thou look at Samoa Joe and thou see that statement is not true. See, normally if thou hie one on one with another wrestler, thou got a 50/50 chance of winning. That I but 'm a genetic freak and I be not normal! so thou got a 25%, at meetest, at beat me. Then thou add Kurt Angle to the mix, thy chances of winning drastic hie down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, thou got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, yet I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle knows he't beat me and he's not e'en will try!
So Samoa Joe, thou take thy 33 1/3 chance, minus mine 25% chance and thou got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. Yet then thou take mine 75% chance of winning, would we was to hie one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers do not lie, and they spell disaster for thee at Sacrifice.

see, yet I be will break it down for all thou ladies. Wouldst thou something be with me? or wouldst thou something be with joe?