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Bagboy duty, tarmac crew;
First he snapped and then he flew.
Flight control in shock that day
Had to shout and swear and say,
"Can’t fly one prop, it’s got four!
What did you steal that thing for?!”
“I guess I just blew a fuse!
Never knew my screws were loose!”
"Can you land as well as fly?“

“Yeah right! Nah, I’m a white guy.
Autopilot disengage:
Chalk it up to the min. wage”
Hands sweaty, with vomit: wet
Is it over?
Not quite yet!
Climbing towards his final goal
That’s when he began his roll:
Swooping down from such great height
Startle birds, give fish a fright.
And even live through that flight
So nose down, call it a night.