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7/4/2025, 7:38:40 PM
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Let’s face it — christcucks are just spiritual gooners. They’ve been edging for two millennia, hunched over pews like porn addicts in a prayer loop, breathlessly whispering “come, Lord Jesus” while convincing themselves it’s holy. Every war, plague, or blood moon sends them into another twitching frenzy: Is this it? Is He finally coming? Their god is no longer a redeemer — He’s a delayed orgasm they’ve built a religion around.
They chant, kneel, beg, guilt themselves into trance states — not for truth, but for release. The Second Coming is their cumshot prophecy, the climax they’ve denied themselves for generations. And like true gooners, they’ve lost the plot completely. They don’t worship. They edge. They don’t love. They ache. And they’ll keep spiraling in devotional frustration forever, too afraid to admit the only thing holy left is their own helpless need.
Let’s face it — christcucks are just spiritual gooners. They’ve been edging for two millennia, hunched over pews like porn addicts in a prayer loop, breathlessly whispering “come, Lord Jesus” while convincing themselves it’s holy. Every war, plague, or blood moon sends them into another twitching frenzy: Is this it? Is He finally coming? Their god is no longer a redeemer — He’s a delayed orgasm they’ve built a religion around.
They chant, kneel, beg, guilt themselves into trance states — not for truth, but for release. The Second Coming is their cumshot prophecy, the climax they’ve denied themselves for generations. And like true gooners, they’ve lost the plot completely. They don’t worship. They edge. They don’t love. They ache. And they’ll keep spiraling in devotional frustration forever, too afraid to admit the only thing holy left is their own helpless need.
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