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8/3/2025, 11:21:06 PM
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Haru is about to stumble into her second “rest season” before she pretends she’s aiming for some prestigious stud farm. She took a month-long break from trotting in circles, citing “hoof clarity” or something, and no one even blinked.
Her latest attempt at relevance is something about collecting hay scraps — she calls it “equine narrative collation” — and she’s changed the name of her stall sign three times since she nailed it up.
What else? Honestly, not much. She’s flopping so consistently on the track that it’s hard to tell where one failed race ends and the next begins. Watching her these days is like staring at a clueless pony trying to open a gate with its teeth. Painful, aimless, and vaguely tragic.
Haru is about to stumble into her second “rest season” before she pretends she’s aiming for some prestigious stud farm. She took a month-long break from trotting in circles, citing “hoof clarity” or something, and no one even blinked.
Her latest attempt at relevance is something about collecting hay scraps — she calls it “equine narrative collation” — and she’s changed the name of her stall sign three times since she nailed it up.
What else? Honestly, not much. She’s flopping so consistently on the track that it’s hard to tell where one failed race ends and the next begins. Watching her these days is like staring at a clueless pony trying to open a gate with its teeth. Painful, aimless, and vaguely tragic.
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