No... one's... slick as Ganon!
No one's quick as Ganon!
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Ganon's!
For there's no man in Smash half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Chrom, Shulk or Ridley,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
Who kicks hard like Ganon?
Who KOs like Ganon?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Ganon?
"As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!"
My, what a guy, that Ganon!