Well, in complete and TOTAL opposite of the thread theme I find myself here:

I have started a new job this week. There are 5'11 black girls there, 2 in fact, and I can bang either of them. I am a short-arse 5'6 but I just get on with it and this is what happens. BUT at my height, I have just spent been bamboozled by big black tits all day long. And their giant, cartoonish arses have been almost hitting me in the face when I am sat down. Not fat, good shape, thick in places too They are flirting with me and one of them is getting all gooey. I'm thinking of getting her to Leeds and going out drinking, and then being absolutely gobsmacked by how those cheeks look bare.

I have been taking a certain cocktail of herbal/mushroom supplements and it has worked to a level, and it has given me absolutely concrete hardons. Anyone?