>legendary quality ultratech implement of war
>guarded by two sleeping lancers and a militor
Xancorpuscels LITERALLY believe it's a divine weapon crafted in Heaven by angels and handed down by Christ-Lord. In other words, some encephalitic autist got inspired and his master had him make an exotic toy. It probably spent a few decades as a display piece on a starship, witness to untold spacer debauchery before it got bartered off to keep the captain paying the devil's bargain (no pun intended). You can probably still smell the anima oil slathered on it.