>>11291084
It would be even better once you go beyond "unwitting admirer". You ask her out only to learn the truth of her "assets" later that evening. Drunk on lust, you go through with it anyways, and soon find yourself with a new "girlfriend". Every guy who sees you is jealous that you managed to land a girl who's so ludicrously stacked, her breasts seemingly getting larger as the day goes on. Of course you know the truth, that just being close to you causes his balls to go crazy, bloating up with cum, in a subconscious effort to out-compete whichever guy is too close to him. He'll act the part of the perfect girlfriend out in public, enjoying the attention and jealous stares, but in return, you have to help him get his "milk tanks" down to a manageable size every night.

You'd never live it down if anyone else ever found out, but you're in too deep now to turn back.