Toby has to explain how sans

>knows "shortcuts" and teleporting (he already does this gag in chapter 4)
>learns how to read time traveler's expressions to the point of accurately knowing how many times they died
>somehow fine tunes said skill to be able to even tell how many times he's killed someone specifically
>learns about KR (karmic retribution, his bleed effect that ignores i-frames)
>gets skilled enough to have the hardest attack patterns in undertale, despite being the laziest fuck ever and the lowest stats
>gains 4th wall level knowledge about the battle system, enabling him to dodge, attack FIRST, extend his attacks into other attacks, attack you in the menu, betrayal kill into an undodgable attack, talk in the game over screen, and realize he can just keep you there for all eternity
>gains 4th wall level knowledge about the game
>arrives to undertale, and why there isnt a UT counterpart of him
>explain the badge, the picture of people that frisk doesnt recognize (so no toriel or other familiar people in hometown), explain the strange machine,
>explain his entire connection to gaster, the font connection to skeletons, his ownership of a gasterblaster
>(optional) explain what he means by "our reports" when he reveals he knows about someone fucking up the timeline in undertale
> > > P A P Y R U S < < <

And Toby insisted that his first non-optional appearance will include fucking Kris's mom and tormenting him by how loudly he's doing it.

Why does he hate sans so much?