>Who the FUCK do I side with?
Have you tried asking that one person who's agsi'ing all the 4chan posts, thoughts and responses for an illuminating response on who to side with, and why? Sometimes the agsi mirror can blow your mind like a gorilla looking into a mirror for the first time. I can show you you. I will teach you that other people are just you in other places.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytzGInyyFHU