You just don't understand, man. Sonic is, like, the coolest thing ever!

The coolest thing alive!

He's just so cool, man.

Cool, cool, cool!

Cooler than Ice Cap Zone!

Cooler than Cool Edge!

Ice-Cold!

A cool breeze on a hot summer day that feels as icy as winter in the north pole! Because he's so cool, he is literally Santa Claus born on Christmas Island because he's just that cool!