>>714028160
>Reminder that Bulbasaur is the most meta of all the starters
It's not, choosing your starter is just choosing the difficulty setting.
>Player picks Charmander
This child is tough and likes a challenge for picking the cool dinosaur that breathes fire. He will play on hard difficulty.
>Player picks Squirtle
This child has little ambition but still has some grit. He will play on medium difficulty
>Player picks Bulbasaur
This child is a gay little loser that likes stupid fucking flowers and probably has a lisp. Be easy on him the first 2 gyms so he won't cry and be an annoyance to his family.