>stuck on Jabberwock, got no XP
>see a smol girl with a hoodie and glow
>GameCube queen, call her Chiaki Pro

She's got pink eyes, ain't sleep deprived
Cuddle stat: 100, she barely alive
Hits harder than a crit from Cloud
Pixel waifu, got the /v/ board proud

Chiaki Nanami, save my game
Respawn my soul, dodge all shame
Ultimate Gamer, girl insane
She go AFK, world go lame

Mario Kart drifter, brain like Tetris
Sleepin’ mid-trial like "bruh, who next is?"
Waifu wars? She S-tier flexin'
While you're stuck simpin’ over Reddit suggestions

“Press F” when she takes that fall
Monokuma wildin', hope.exe stalls
/vr/ weeps, /a/ writes fanfic pain
But she come back like New Game+

She ain't real? Lol ok, cope
I got my Dakimakura, I got hope
She beat Junko with a lag spike roll
That’s RNG god mode, she got soul

Chiaki Nanami, I stan till dead
USB heart, WiFi thread
Insert coin, no need to beg
She my player two 'til the final leg