URGENT: LIBERATION OF VAST OROKIN WEALTH - AWAITING YOUR TENNO ASSISTANCE!

Greetings, Benefactor of the Void!

I am Executor Varo Thraxx, a distinguished descendant of a forgotten Corpus industrialist, whose lineage was unjustly dispossessed during the tumultuous rise of Nef Anyo's morally ambiguous empire. My family's ancestral vaults, hidden deep within a forgotten Orokin Derelict and protected by ancient Void-lock protocols, contain an untold fortune: mountains of untaxed Credits, relic caches overflowing with Prime Parts, enough Riven mods to make Baro Ki'Teer weep with envy (yes, even a perfect Grakata Riven with triple crit stats!), and a personal reservoir of pure, uncorrupted Kuva. Unfortunately, due to the nefarious machinations of a certain unethical entrepreneur (I'm looking at you, Nef Anyo!) and a series of unforeseen Grineer tax audits, my access to these immense riches has been temporarily locked behind a single, elusive requirement: a mere 5000 Platinum. Upon successful transfer of this minor activation fee, I shall grant you 75% of the entire cache! Imagine the possibilities! The ungodly platinumyou could acquire! Do not delay, Tenno! My courier, a remarkably silent Moa unit, awaits your immediate dispatch.

Yours in future immense wealth (and shared disdain for Nef Anyo's tax policies),

Executor Varo Thraxx (true_heir_to_Orokin_fortune_NOT_A_SCAM@CorpusNet.com)