>You awaken in a sad, groggy state.
>Fastened to a chair.
>As your vision returns, you see you're surrounded by dildos and bottle of lube.
>"Wake up."
>"Wake up! (Oh dear, do you really think I should shout at him)"
"Where am I? Where's Bejita?"
>"You will answer our questions, do you understand, darling?"
"Who the hell are you??"
>"Thats not important, mister. Whats important is who /you/ are. Whats your name?"
"Fuck. you."
>"Where were you first booped? (*giggling* this is fun!")
>("Pinkie, please!")
"KISS MY A- what?"
>KZZZZZZZT
"AUGHHHHH!"
>"Your name is Anon Y Mous. You were born on Earth. You were brought-uh, poofed into Equestria to hug ponies, is that correct?"
"..."
>KZZZZZT
"AUGHHRGGG!!"
>"Is that correct or what, dude?!"
>"(Not so hard on the electrocution!)"
"*panting* Yes..."
>"Whats your fetish?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
>"Your sexual turn ons, what do they mean, sugarcube?!"
"I don't know anything about any fetishes!"
>"What about Eris!? Do you remember her? Give us what we want, we'll guarantee nap time after we're done taking turns!"
"....."
>KZZZZZZT
"ARGHHUGHHHH!!"
>"Lets start at the beginning. Canterlot 2011. The Best Night Ever. We know you were there..."