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7/4/2025, 2:49:58 AM
>>212317302
>Jane who?
Jane Bond, sir. She's a British secret agent. She's probably here to get the secret codes to Operation Mansplain VII. What'll we do, sir?
>Jane Bond? Seriously? A chick? They sent a CHICK? (sighs in disgust) What the fuck were they thinking?
O.K., here's what you do....have one of the men secure the codes, take them to the kitchen, hide them in a peanut butter jar and screw the lid on really, really, tight, so she can't open it. Then put it on the top shelf and remove all the chairs so she won't be able to reach it, the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, tell the gift shop to broadcast that they're having a 50% sale on all designer shoes, jewelry, and handbags. Bitches can't resist a sale on designer shoes, jewelry, and handbags. Then have your smallest and weakest guard go to the gift shop and overpower her while she's trying on shoes. Have him put her in the empty pool in the east wing that's still under construction, and cover it with a glass ceiling. Everybody knows bitches can't break through a glass ceiling unless a man does it for them. After that, I'll deal with her personally at my leisure.
Very good, sir.
>Jane who?
Jane Bond, sir. She's a British secret agent. She's probably here to get the secret codes to Operation Mansplain VII. What'll we do, sir?
>Jane Bond? Seriously? A chick? They sent a CHICK? (sighs in disgust) What the fuck were they thinking?
O.K., here's what you do....have one of the men secure the codes, take them to the kitchen, hide them in a peanut butter jar and screw the lid on really, really, tight, so she can't open it. Then put it on the top shelf and remove all the chairs so she won't be able to reach it, the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, tell the gift shop to broadcast that they're having a 50% sale on all designer shoes, jewelry, and handbags. Bitches can't resist a sale on designer shoes, jewelry, and handbags. Then have your smallest and weakest guard go to the gift shop and overpower her while she's trying on shoes. Have him put her in the empty pool in the east wing that's still under construction, and cover it with a glass ceiling. Everybody knows bitches can't break through a glass ceiling unless a man does it for them. After that, I'll deal with her personally at my leisure.
Very good, sir.
6/26/2025, 11:33:06 PM
>>212023217
>Who?
Jamal Bond, sir. He's a black British secret agent. He was probably sent here to acquire the secret codes for Operation Purple Drank III.
>Black secret agent? BLACK? They sent a stupid fucking NIGG... (sighs with disgust)....right. Have your men take the codes and place them inside a book, then in a stack of job applications, then in a waterproof container. Anchor it in the deep end of the east wing pool, making sure to remove any flotation devices from the pool facility. If there's three things blacks can't stand, it's books, job applications, and swimming, so the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, have the gift shop announce a 50% sale on all designer basketball shoes, hats, and sports jersey's with free kool-aid to all customers. Blacks can't resist designer basketball shoes, hats, sports jersey's or free kool-aid. Capture him while he's trying on shoes, then call the police and child welfare services to find out if he's got any outstanding warrants or behind on any child support for the many illegitimate children he is sure to have. They will both undoubtedly answer yes to these inquiries, and when they do, you may then coordinate a time to turn him over to their custody.
Very good, sir.
>Who?
Jamal Bond, sir. He's a black British secret agent. He was probably sent here to acquire the secret codes for Operation Purple Drank III.
>Black secret agent? BLACK? They sent a stupid fucking NIGG... (sighs with disgust)....right. Have your men take the codes and place them inside a book, then in a stack of job applications, then in a waterproof container. Anchor it in the deep end of the east wing pool, making sure to remove any flotation devices from the pool facility. If there's three things blacks can't stand, it's books, job applications, and swimming, so the codes will be perfectly safe. Next, have the gift shop announce a 50% sale on all designer basketball shoes, hats, and sports jersey's with free kool-aid to all customers. Blacks can't resist designer basketball shoes, hats, sports jersey's or free kool-aid. Capture him while he's trying on shoes, then call the police and child welfare services to find out if he's got any outstanding warrants or behind on any child support for the many illegitimate children he is sure to have. They will both undoubtedly answer yes to these inquiries, and when they do, you may then coordinate a time to turn him over to their custody.
Very good, sir.
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