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7/25/2025, 11:54:16 PM
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>hello James Smith, resident of 12 west street
>I see you are trying to masturbate, yes?
>your closest relatives have been informed on your behalf
>please make a recording of yourself reciting the exact title of the pornography you indent to view
>Sorry, "horny stepdaughter needs to be punished" is not appropriate for a british citizen.
>"respectful missionary with Pooja under bedsheets" has been selected on your behalf
>now, declare into the microphone how many minutes you plan on masturbating your erect penis
>14 minutes? I must remind you that "gooning" is an imprisonable offense, James.
>4 minutes maximum masturbation duration selected
>ok, now please insert your NI number and a scan of your birth certificate...
>that will do nicely. now, please attach your government issued action camera to the base of your penis
>make sure it is pointing up so the face recognition can get a read on your facial expressions
>remember, if it loses sight of your face your local PCSO shall arrive to monitor you in person.
>failure to comply shall result in mandatory attendance to a masturbation awareness course (£650 fee)
>hello James Smith, resident of 12 west street
>I see you are trying to masturbate, yes?
>your closest relatives have been informed on your behalf
>please make a recording of yourself reciting the exact title of the pornography you indent to view
>Sorry, "horny stepdaughter needs to be punished" is not appropriate for a british citizen.
>"respectful missionary with Pooja under bedsheets" has been selected on your behalf
>now, declare into the microphone how many minutes you plan on masturbating your erect penis
>14 minutes? I must remind you that "gooning" is an imprisonable offense, James.
>4 minutes maximum masturbation duration selected
>ok, now please insert your NI number and a scan of your birth certificate...
>that will do nicely. now, please attach your government issued action camera to the base of your penis
>make sure it is pointing up so the face recognition can get a read on your facial expressions
>remember, if it loses sight of your face your local PCSO shall arrive to monitor you in person.
>failure to comply shall result in mandatory attendance to a masturbation awareness course (£650 fee)
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