I have been learning how to read and write Dutch on Duolingo (shut up I know it's not the best), but there is no way for me to practice speaking the language, let alone learn how to improve. I live in the middle of the United States, so there is no chance of me finding an in-person Dutch tutor.

What do?

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> It’s awfully considerate of you to think of me here
> And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear, that I’m not here