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Final Fantasy and the Muppet Show? That... actually isn't a bad idea. I could see Statler and Waldorf following the main party around, maybe as part of the airship crew and taking the piss out of the game's cliches.

"How do you suppose they bred chickens big enough to ride on, anyway?"
"Well, chickens thrive on corn."
"Dohohohohohoh!"

"That Nomura guy puts way too many zippers on his characters."
"I dunno, I think they could still use a few more."
"You do?"
"Yeah. Over their mouths!"
"Dohohohohohoh!"

"Personally, I think Aerith is an annoying bimbo."
"Maybe so, but I still like her better than the rest of them."
"Really? Why's that?"
"Her you only have till put up with for the first act!"
"Dohohohohohoh!"