~ THIS WEEK IN NIS AMERICA ~
NIS America announces delay of Trails Beyond the Horizon, but announces it as a positive with an EXCLAMATION POINT, ignoring any and all queries as to why this is, continuing their cherished history of being shady and lacking in transparency.

Releases character trailer without the sound on Twitter.

Leona Renee drinks paint.

Nathaniel contracts AIDS after rimming Floofy's fat, unwiped ass.

What will they fuck up next? Stay tuned to THIS WEEK IN NIS AMERICA!