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7/7/2025, 12:56:54 AM
>>6270830
“W-well, Templar,” Sighs the Mage, “I’m not really allowed to share this, but…” He pauses mid-sentence and sends a wary glance at the Teksoul’s ‘face’.
“... Errr, I believe it involves a one-time infusion of magical energy. You’d have to ask someone else about the specifics, I’m afraid...”
Before you can ask anything further, the Teksoul lurches back to life and marches with purpose down the way you came!
“OH! S-sorry again!” Mutters the mage as he rushes off to follow his construct coworker! “Please enjoy the rest of your ride!”
“HEY!” Snarls TT as she tackles the conductor’s leg like a wild dog, “What about my compensation, huh!?”
“Oh, um…” The mage stammers, his big eyes frantically leaping between you and his departing partner, “W-what would smooth things over? Drink coupons? Playing Chips?”
“OhoHOOOO!” Purrs Tzah-Tzie, her eyes lighting up with dizzying amounts of greed, “Well if you’re offering-”
Weird question, you interject, but do they have pet carriers on this train?
You don’t know whose eyes bulge out more: the conductor’s or your favorite fuzzball’s…
TWO MINUTES LATER…
“THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! AN OPEN ATTACK ON THE ARTS! A TRAVESTY TO THE VERY CORE!”
Life isn’t fair, you grumble, trying your damndest to ignore the Durher-sized cage rattling back and forth in Volka’s claw, especially when SOMEONE keeps breaking the rules!
“I got us some good intel thooooough!” Whines the Durher as she stares at you through the bars of the kennel with big, watery eyes! “R-remember!? A-and I got you those DRINK VOUCHERS, didn’t I? Ya’ big meanie!”
“Thanks again for that, T!” Volka chirps!
“My pleasure, Volkie…” She replies with a defeated glower! “C’mooooon, I promise I won’t go to the casino! And I won’t hunt down Lutza eitherrrrr! Honest!”
Crud, you totally forgot about that! Now you DEFINITELY don’t want to release her!
Sensing she’s fighting a losing battle, the Spinner’s eyes darken as the panic in her tone and face give way to something far more sinister…
“Anton, my dear…” She begins, her eyes burning holes through you like a pair of adorable laser guns, “For every minute I remain in here, you will be spending a night ALONE!”
“Ooh!” Volka grins, thumping her tail on the floor behind her, “D-does that mean we can finally do our sleepover, T?”
“It very well may, Volkie…” TT replies as a sinister grin forms on her face, “It very well may…”
DANG! This might be the HARDEST decision you’ll ever have to make in this dumb DARK QUEST of yours! What do!?
>FREE HER!
>CONTAIN HER!
>WRITE-IN!
Also, where to?
>YOUR CABIN!
>LEISURE CART!
>DINING CART!
>SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE!
>JUST WANDER!
>WRITE-IN!
“W-well, Templar,” Sighs the Mage, “I’m not really allowed to share this, but…” He pauses mid-sentence and sends a wary glance at the Teksoul’s ‘face’.
“... Errr, I believe it involves a one-time infusion of magical energy. You’d have to ask someone else about the specifics, I’m afraid...”
Before you can ask anything further, the Teksoul lurches back to life and marches with purpose down the way you came!
“OH! S-sorry again!” Mutters the mage as he rushes off to follow his construct coworker! “Please enjoy the rest of your ride!”
“HEY!” Snarls TT as she tackles the conductor’s leg like a wild dog, “What about my compensation, huh!?”
“Oh, um…” The mage stammers, his big eyes frantically leaping between you and his departing partner, “W-what would smooth things over? Drink coupons? Playing Chips?”
“OhoHOOOO!” Purrs Tzah-Tzie, her eyes lighting up with dizzying amounts of greed, “Well if you’re offering-”
Weird question, you interject, but do they have pet carriers on this train?
You don’t know whose eyes bulge out more: the conductor’s or your favorite fuzzball’s…
TWO MINUTES LATER…
“THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! AN OPEN ATTACK ON THE ARTS! A TRAVESTY TO THE VERY CORE!”
Life isn’t fair, you grumble, trying your damndest to ignore the Durher-sized cage rattling back and forth in Volka’s claw, especially when SOMEONE keeps breaking the rules!
“I got us some good intel thooooough!” Whines the Durher as she stares at you through the bars of the kennel with big, watery eyes! “R-remember!? A-and I got you those DRINK VOUCHERS, didn’t I? Ya’ big meanie!”
“Thanks again for that, T!” Volka chirps!
“My pleasure, Volkie…” She replies with a defeated glower! “C’mooooon, I promise I won’t go to the casino! And I won’t hunt down Lutza eitherrrrr! Honest!”
Crud, you totally forgot about that! Now you DEFINITELY don’t want to release her!
Sensing she’s fighting a losing battle, the Spinner’s eyes darken as the panic in her tone and face give way to something far more sinister…
“Anton, my dear…” She begins, her eyes burning holes through you like a pair of adorable laser guns, “For every minute I remain in here, you will be spending a night ALONE!”
“Ooh!” Volka grins, thumping her tail on the floor behind her, “D-does that mean we can finally do our sleepover, T?”
“It very well may, Volkie…” TT replies as a sinister grin forms on her face, “It very well may…”
DANG! This might be the HARDEST decision you’ll ever have to make in this dumb DARK QUEST of yours! What do!?
>FREE HER!
>CONTAIN HER!
>WRITE-IN!
Also, where to?
>YOUR CABIN!
>LEISURE CART!
>DINING CART!
>SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE!
>JUST WANDER!
>WRITE-IN!
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