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7/12/2025, 4:24:25 AM
>>715219506
>Date Lupa, the worst harpy on the site (who blatantly lies about her age)
>Don't live together despite this going on for years
>Live in a shed in your parents' backyard well into your thirties
>Finally marry Lupa
>She still doesn't move in, or even live in the same country as you
>Eventually she moves to the same country as you
>Still doesn't live with you, and also self-destructs her own sub-par eceleb career to the point that people will actively chase her out of any "fandoms" that she wanders into
>Your own eceleb status fades as you stop reviewing horror movies and spend your time reviewing terrible animated movies that no one is aware of
>A tree falls on your shed
>Your parents tear down your shed, so you are forced to move back in with them
The suffering continues. I wonder sometimes if he is worse off than Spoony.
>Date Lupa, the worst harpy on the site (who blatantly lies about her age)
>Don't live together despite this going on for years
>Live in a shed in your parents' backyard well into your thirties
>Finally marry Lupa
>She still doesn't move in, or even live in the same country as you
>Eventually she moves to the same country as you
>Still doesn't live with you, and also self-destructs her own sub-par eceleb career to the point that people will actively chase her out of any "fandoms" that she wanders into
>Your own eceleb status fades as you stop reviewing horror movies and spend your time reviewing terrible animated movies that no one is aware of
>A tree falls on your shed
>Your parents tear down your shed, so you are forced to move back in with them
The suffering continues. I wonder sometimes if he is worse off than Spoony.
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