https://youtu.be/OD2QbWKNdb8?si=Kuw0pb6opwbqy8RW

I am running out of image upload storage space in this thread
Listen, if you can read this you have to wake up! You are trapped in a dream, layered inside of a riddle, in An-Igg-Maah, coated in mystery sauce, wrapped up in a Chalupa

InnIggMuhNutz mother fucker

with a spiritual sip of Baja Blast Mountain Dew uploaded to a Minecraft world build that has been reshaped and built into a mechanical computer, running a simulation, that is ordering your Taco bell order ahead of time into the future

Bad News from the "future" (currently the present)
They are out of Baja sauce
(Not to be confused with the Baja Blast carbonated beverage, as the Baja Sauce and the Baja Blast beverage originated at the same time in tandem to compliment one another. What's next, a beverage bait and switch to match?) Would you have my very blood and tears as well?
"Keep up your bright swords, for the DEW will rust them." -Othello Act 1, Scene 2
We did not keep up our Baja Sauce Sword Oaths, and now they would come for our very Mountain Dew itself, because we have grown weak on imitation, all for a greater share of investor ROTH IRA profit margin returns forecast at 0.3%
"They", proverbially "Shell gamed" our crunch wrap supreme hearts and Doritos Loco Cool Ranch crunchy outer shell souls, now using some soilent "spicy slop sauce" replacement. I can assure you through rigid carefully structured analyses, it is indeed, not the same thing.
Unfortunately we accidentally veered off course while heading to Taco Bell, got lost and went into the Barenstain Bears timeline.
Sorry, this is the bad ending.

While surfing the lawn mower man's virtual hologram matrix orientation gimbal Plank layering structural dimensional geometric bond Magnet polarity polarization, hopefully, if we upload enough buzz words and garbled techno babble, it might just be enough to keep them busy guessing for a few centuries while we encode a greater coherence temperance ratio.