Everytime someone says Caturday in /ptg/ I immediately cum and it’s making me exhausted. Please stop

>Had to housesit for my parents
>Ate all their food
Probably going to fast the rest of today. The scale in their bathroom also said I’m five pounds heavier than the scale at my house so that’s fun.

>>511174294
RIP AWOO

>>509803154
Wow Serena, you really rubbed your two brain cells together hard to write that post. I’m impressed.

Where is coomerpole?

Why?

Stop touching your face

>>508894281
>that .gif
I hate this feeling

>>508741334
At a certain point we have a moral obligation to stop him

>>508265088
Please don’t post Lain right now. It’s… it’s just not a good time.

Hey guys, just a little update from the Shitposter’s Guild. We had to let go of a lot of our writers due to the economic situation and we probably won’t be able to replace them anytime soon. The shitposts will probably be more sparse moving forward until we can figure out what to do. Effective immediately, all remaining Guild output will be consolidated under a provisional shitposting framework. We ask for your patience as we navigate this transitional period and remind all posters that recycled memes do not qualify as sanctioned contributions but low quality bait shall still always be accepted. Quality standards will be enforced to the best of our diminished ability. Thank you for your continued support.

I hate how much my ass hurts after activities.