Hello, I'm Meroron (Cure Kiss) and I'm tired of you shits saying I don't love Purirun when I in fact care for her deeply.
I allow Purirun to eat a hot dog every day. I let her out to exercise and save Cure Idol once a week. Our lair has all the comforts she could ask for. She says that she is happy with me and that she trusts me, so if I tell her she can't go outside, she is happy to stay inside.
If you shits had any brains, you'd see that it is absolutely necessary that I keep Purirun away from Cure Idol, so that once I've found a way to break my curse, she'll love me and only me.
Speaking of the curse, I've made great progress on studying it. There were so many forbidden books that Pikariine never let me read. I've learned so much, like how to trap people in crystals and use their Kirakira to summon monsters. If the Idol Precures ever tried to invade our lair, they'd find it quite hard to get past me.
Frankly, I think Pikariine deserves to be stuck in a crystal. She was wrong in keeping these books from me, just like she was wrong to not tell me about the secret of the Heart Kirari Lock. If she had told me about this power earlier, her kingdom wouldn't have been overrun by evil. That being said, the invasion kind of worked out in my favor anyway, since it means I can have Purirun all to myself. To make sure that no one gets in my way, I've blocked Pikariine's ability to communicate, and I've sent my monsters to make sure Tanaka never gets back from Kirakiland. I'll do anything for Purirun's love.

Now that I've made it clear just how much I love Purirun, I hope you shits will continue to support us. Your Kirakira is being put to good use in my experiments. If you could ejaculate for me, that's also fine: I need lust for a love-inducing spell I'm currently researching.
Bye bye~mero!