It will be called "Dickmann's 4th Reich" and will be a pilsner that is more addictive than mcdonalds
Millions in advertising
Sponsored by Capri-Sun
Endorsed by the AFD
Co sponsored by the CDU(after I have a "private" """discussion"""" with Merz)
And developed by brewing experts from Heineken and researchers from Bittburger, support consultation by Beck's

Now be honest, would you?