You call that a private server advertisement? Here, let me show you how it's done.

Hello, I'm am Retard from TurtleWoW. Here at TurtleWoW you have to suck up to troons and fags or you risk being banned.

Remember to download our special client, and reserve your fagtabulous name!

Be advised, we are expecting a launch with over 9 gorillion users so beware of queues and STDs! I'm sure our servers can handle it though, but better get in fast before the queues!