.... I'm not trying to sell you on Jewish people

I'm simply saying....
I think you'd be surprised
at how much respect you would have for them

If you got to know them a little bit.
More than one of them...
because you'll realize it's genetic
there's something about them
they are simply much better communicators

also:
there is NOTHING better then Lox and cream cheese spread, with sliced onion and tomato, on an everything bagel

FOOD OF THE GODS.....

and not a fake store bought bagel...
a REAL bagel made at the Deli
boiled... no yeast

I highly recommend you go to a REAL Jewish Deli .. order exactly what I told you (w onions & tomato) and strike up a conversation with a couple old Jews

YOULL BE SURPRISED